The Truth

BY: DR. FOREST LEWIS

Today's column is especially for the Democratic Presidential presumptive nominee--Barack Obama!

Obama said throughout the campaign that he would sit down with the leaders of Iran and attempt to hash out our differences. According to Obama, the political approaches employed by George Bush had failed, and it was high time to try another modality. Naturally, he came under heavy fire from John McCain, who arrogantly counsels Obama on his "Inexperience In Dealing With Despots."

Someone, please tell me what world despots has McCain dealt with directly?

Obama has wisely changed his message on how he would deal with people like Iran's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, AKA, "I'm A Dinner Jacket."

Obama now says he would let his surrogates talk to lower level Iranian diplomats, as a way of starting negotiations. But, that might be too late. Iran's Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, who is his country's "Supreme Leader," and also Iran's commander in chief, is saying that terrorists will eventually get their hands on nuclear weapons, and "Take Away Security From All the Tyrants Of The World."

The Ayatollah said he wasn't referring to Iran when he used the word, "Tyrants." No, not at all. Wink, Wink!

The "Supreme Leader," why does this guy sound like he should be in a "Rocky And Bulwinkle Cartoon," also said that Iran had zero interest in acquiring nuclear weapons. He said his country only wanted to develop nuclear energy. I am sure that the Ayatollah had his tongue pressed firmly in to his cheek when he made this laughable statement!

This is the same country, whose president, Herr von Ahmadinejad said, he wanted to "Wipe Israel Off The Map."

So, how would this tiny, Hitler wannabe accomplish this, without nuclear weapons? Besides, is this little man so delusional that he thinks the Israelis would be sitting around twiddling their thumbs waiting for their demise? If so, Ahmadinejad has a tiny brain, to match his diminutive body!

Of course, terrorists will one day get their hands on nukes. And guess who will be at the head of the line handing the nukes out to them? "I'm A Dinner Jacket," and the rest of the thugs in Iran, that's who.

Who is this Ayatollah guy trying to kid? The fact that Iran is building nuclear weapons as I write this column, is perhaps the biggest "Non-Secret" in the world!

The fact that George Bush and Israel will attack Iran at some point, is also a, "Non-Secret."  I just don't see the president, sitting around the White House with a calendar, marking off the number of days that he has left before heading home to Crawford, Texas. I don't believe that Bush would trust a Barack Obama to engage Iran militarily, should he become the next president.

I believe Bush will hand Obama or McCain a surprise as the new president, and that is America's involvement in a military conflict with Iran.

Remember, the Iranian Ayatollah said that terrorists would use nuclear weapons on the tyrants of the world. Well, guess who the number one tyrant is in the eyes of this mad man? The United States!

While speaking to a group of puppets in Iran, which marked the 19th anniversary of the death of the Ayatollah Khomeini, another sweetheart of a guy, Khamenei revved up his supporters who chanted, "Death To Israel. Palestine Is Victorious. Israel Is Defeated, And Nuclear Energy, Our Absolute Right."

Interesting how the crowd tied in "Death To Israel," With "Nuclear Energy."

Right, there is no way that these zealots are thinking of "Nuclear Weapons."

You can just feel "The Love And The Festive Peaceful Mood," the crowd was in, right?

I'm surprised that the Ayatollah didn't have them break out in a couple of choruses of, "Cumby Ya."

Finally, what had me in stitches was Khamenei saying that his country was not interested in nuclear weapons. Besides, he pointed out, "They(Nuclear Weapons) Are Against Islamic Beliefs."

Now, let me get this straight. Iran is against nuclear weapons, but they want to destroy Israel. And, nuclear weapons are an anathema to the teachings of Islam. Check!

But, "Ayatollah Dude," aren't the terrorists followers of Allah too?

See Barack, these are the slimeballs that you feel that you can talk to.

Are you still feeling that way, now?