"HILLARY GIVES OBAMA AN OPENING TO RAM LIE ON GAS HOLIDAY DOWN HER THROAT"
BY: DR. FOREST LEWIS
Hillary Clinton has charged Barack Obama with being "Out Of Touch With The American People, And Also Elitist."
Only a complete fool would believe this nonsense; especially when you consider that the Clintons have been "Running To The Bank With Boatloads Of Cash." These two "Average Americans Made A Paltry $109 Million Dollars In Less Than Ten Years." Yet, Ms. Clinton has been able to convince millions of guillible Americans that she is their peer. I used to be amazed, but now I'm just simply amused at the nonsense that people accept as fact!
Obama and his wife on the other hand, recently paid off their "Student Loans." Any of you out there who have completed four years of college and went onto Graduate School, Understand how onerous this task is. I am still up to my butt in debt to our, "Uncle Sam."
Ms Clinton rode to work with an Indiana sheet metal worker on Wednesday morning. Her aim, "To Show The Hossier State That She Cared About The High Price Of Gas." However, unbeknownst to the viewers watching this "Staged Event," Ms. Clinton had met with this guy the day before. He was foolish enough to go along with her bogus plan, and once again, "Hillary Clinton Lied To The American People."
This poor slob must feel like a real "Doofus."
For the record, Ms. Clinton "Did Not Use This Gentleman's Vehicle." His car was too small for her staged event. So, Clinton got this guy's employer to allow her to use his "Gas Guzzling SUV To Con The Good People Of Indiana." So, there she was, with a caravan of news cars, and secret service detail, following her and her new best friend to the local gas station. Clinton gets out of the car, and decries the high cost of a gallon of gas. She promises that "Big Oil Will Pay."
She announced "On Camera That She Would Pay For The Gas." She should have gone a step further, and paid this poor guy for, "Making A Damn Fool Out Of Him." Next, "Actress Hillary," goes inside the store, and "Pays For The Fill-up." Then, this phony turns around and says, "Oh, Hi" to the people in the store; as if she didn't know they were there. This woman is truly pathetic. Oh, the poor "Sucker," well, we never heard "One Word Come Out Of His Mouth." Clinton might as well have said, "Thanks Dummy, But, Your Services Are No Longer Needed." Her point had been made to those stupid enough to buy into this "Side Show."
What is interesting is that the "Entire Press Corps Was In On This Charade." Yet, only CNN reported this hoax from Hillary Clinton. Yeah, tell me all about how the media "Is Unfair To Hillary Diane Rodham-Clinton."
Hillary Clinton has demonstrated time and time again, that she will step over, or walk on anyone who gets in her way to the nomination for President. Obama has said he is against the gas tax holiday. With just three days to go before the Indiana primary, Obama has been given a "Golden Opportunity" to show voters that "Hillary Clinton Thinks They Are Mere Fools." However, he will have to do it, minus his erudition. He has to remember who he is talking to. He will not be talking to a group of PhD's Or Harvard Law School Professors!
If I were an advisor to Senator Obama, I would encourage him to blitz the Indiana airwaves, only television, because this is a "Visual Story," with how a "Gas Tax Holiday Would Hurt Residents In The End." This is how I would frame it.
I would remind voters that Ms. Clinton is "Preying On Their Economic Conditions." Next, I would explain in, "Simple Details" how this idea would come back to haunt not only the good people in Indiana, but Americans in general.
I would explain that while a typical driver might save "Twenty-Five Dollars In Gas Taxes During The Summer, Their Roads Would Not Be Fixed." People around the country are already driving on roads with "Craters, That Are Called Potholes?" If Hillary Clinton gets her way, our roads would become worse, because there would be "NO MONEY TO FIX THEM."
And here is something else that our "Girl Genius" isn't about to tell you. Her plan would get a lot of people "Fired." These are the people who fix our roads. Remember, the gas tax go toward fixing our roads. This tax also ""Pays The Salaries Of Americans."
I would next explain that dropping the tax would increase our use of foreign oil and at the same time cause more greenhouse gas emissions, because people will "Drive Even More." I would also tell those listening, that a gas tax holiday, would force "Big Oil To Raise The Price On A Gallon Of Gas." So, in the end, I would ask, where is the savings?
Most Americans do not understand that the eighteen cent a gallon tax, goes into the Highway Trust Fund, which pays for road repairs and other important programs. Hillary Clinton says she would try and get the Congress to impose a windfall profits tax on big oil, in order to replinish the fund. The chances of Congress going along with this crazy idea, "Is Slim And None, And Slim Has Left Town."
Both Ms. Clinton and John McCain are trying to convince voters that they are, "Trying To Help Them Out." Actually, these two hypocrites are just "Fishing For Votes." And I thought "Lawyers Were Low."
In his commercial, Obama would have to show a sensible approach to the "Gas Crisis" that we are in. First, I would encourage Americans to, "Slow Down." When driving at 75-80 miles an hour, common sense tells you that you are burning up gas; and that means a quicker return to "Fill Her Up." Secondly, I would call on Americans to stop all unnecessary driving. We are so used to driving, that we will drive to the corner store, when we could easily walk. Third, I would recommend car pooling, or use public transportation, if possible.
Both Obama and Clinton have "Painted Themselves Into A Corner," thanks to their support of the crazy environmentalists lobby. Neither Clinton nor Obama can recommend that we start drilling for oil in Alaska's Artic National Wildlife Refuge, (ANWR) or off the coast of Florida. They have sold their souls to these nutty people. The wackos are against the U.S. drilling in Alaska, because they say the pristine wilderness would suffer harm, and the migratory birds, polar bears, caribou and other animals would be endangered. Proponents of drilling say this is more alarmist crap from the nutty environmentalists!
In the meantime, "Red China" has been drilling off the coast of Florida for several years now. It is just a matter of time before the Communists "Hit The Mother Lode." People like Obama and Clinton say that if we drill off the coast of Florida, "There Will Be An Inevitable Spill," and it would not only cost millions to clean up, but you guessed it, the environment would be harmed. However, what happens if there is a spill on our shores because of China's drilling? Guess who foots the bill for the cleanup? It damn sure won't be "Communist China."
Folks, "There Is No Alternative To Oil." We sat and listened to these same crack-pots on ethanol, and guess what? While we are "Feeding Our Cars, The World Is Now Starving." And the price of food continues to rise, exponentially. This is what you get, "When You Listen To People Like Hillary Clinton."
By the way, I wonder what type of commercial Hillary Clinton could put together explaining why she wants us to stay dependent on foreign oil in-perpetuity?
Give her time, because there are always a bunch "Of Suckers Willing To Listen To Her Bull."
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