"IT IS OFFICIAL--TED TURNER IS A BONAFIDE NUT"
BY: DR. FOREST LEWIS
I have always questioned the mental stability of former CNN owner, Ted Turner.
Now, there is no doubt, the man is certifiable Nutso! Turner, to the surprise of no-one, is a global warming fanatic. These people over the past couple of months are getting desperate, because society is starting to question their "Scientific Consensus" regarding this Al Gore scam. By the way, have you noticed that these "Chicken Littles" have changed tactics? They are now calling their hoax, "Climate Change." That should do it. Cover all of the bases with this little ditty!
If we have hurricanes, blame them on climate change. If it rains too much, you've got it, climate change. Hell, if it thunders, it's the fault of climate change. Too much sun in "Death Valley," climate change!
If these idiots look at the polls, Americans couldn't care less about something that has happened since time, immemorial. And that is, our climate is in a constant state of change. Americans nowadays, are more concerned about having a job, a roof over their heads, and food on the table. Al Gore and his pals at the U.N. had better find a new hustle, because this one has played out!
Turner, who is said to be Bi-Polar, AKA, Manic Depressive, is saying that if we don't do something about global warming, and do it now, "We Are Going To Die, Or Worse Yet, We Will Turn Into Cannibals." No, he didn't say we would have "Bones Protruding Through Our Noses." We would just be, "Eating One Another."
Maybe, Ted should should have his "lithium levels checked." Or, perhaps his doctors should consider another topical antipsychotic medication, something like Aripipraole or Seroquel! The boy has definitely lost it.
"Dr. Ted," also known as, "The Mouth Of The South," stated with certainty the following:
"If steps aren't taken to stem global warming, we'll be eight degrees hotter in 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow"
Turner, as it turns out is also an agronomist! He told Charlie Rose of the very liberal, PBS:
"Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals. Civililization will have broken down. The few people left will be living in a failed state--like Somalia or Sudan--and living conditions will be intolerable"
Then this wacko told Rose what his agenda was really all about. Turner said that one way to deal with global warming is to "stop having so many children." Dr. Ted went on with his brilliant analysis:
"We're too many people; that's why we have global warming. Too many people are using too much stuff"
Too much stuff? I told you this guy needs to have his lithium levels checked. Have you noticed that the rich and famous, people like this creep, Al Gore, the Governor of California, John Travolta, etc. use a lot "Of Stuff." Like flying their big airplanes, that belch out carbon emissions. In order to make sure that he sees his children, Arnold Swartzenneger will fly from the capitol of California to his home every day; and then fly back to the capitol. Each trip is estimated to be about 45-minutes. Yet, it is hypocrites like Swartzenneger who will tell you that he is purchasing carbon offsets. In other words, he is buying trees that reportedly will ingest his carbon footprints. The thing is, Arnold will probably be dead before the first tree reaches maturity!
But getting back to this crackpot Ted Turner. He said that people around the world need to volunteer and "pledge to themselves that one or two children is it." Sounds like this guy has issues with children.
Perhaps the dumbest thing that this moron said was this:
"The military budget needs to be cut, way back. Right now, the U.S. is spending $500 billion a year on the military, which is more than all 190 countries in the world put together. The two countries that the military industrial complex and some of our politicians would like to demonize and make enemies are Russia and Child. China just wants to sell us shoes. They're not building landing craft to attack the United States, and Russia wants to be our friends, too"
Whever sid that "Ignorance Is Bliss," must have had Ted Turner in mind. Can you imagine anyone taking this fruitcake seriously? Russia and China wants to be our friends? He needs to tell the Tibetans that about China!
Doesn't this clown realize that Communist China is selling Iran nuclear building equipment? Doesn't he realize that Russia is back to being a Communist nation again, and is supportive of Iran's nuclear ambitions? What planet is this moron living on?
Let me get you a little more angrier. Turner said of our involvement in Iraq:
"We can't win. We are being beaten by insurgents who don't even have any tanks, they don't have a headquarters, they don't have a pentagon, we don't even know if they have any generals. The insurgents are "Patriots." They don't like us because we invaded their country and occupied it. Nobody likes to be invaded"
Right Ted! Just like we don't like you invading our thinking processes. We don't like people like you attempting to shove down our throats your idea of what the world should look like, by telling people how many children they can bring into the world!
I love loudmouths like Ted Turner. They run down this country. However, it would take an act of Congress to get his "Sorry Ass" out of this "Awful Country."
If I could be granted just one wish, I would turn this good for nothing slob lose in downtown Baghdad!
I would tell our military to not lift a finger to help this ingrate. Then, let's hear Mr. loudmouth congratulate the "Heroic Insurgents."
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Comment by riffran— 2008/04/11 @ 04:12 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Dr. Forest Lewis— 2008/04/12 @ 04:03 AM — (Reply)
The ONLY thing I recall him saying that made sense had to do with the incredibly high prices on dogs, Cokes, etc.. at Atlanta's Turner field. He was quoted as saying something like, "That's outrageous. I wouldn't pay it.
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