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2008/3/17

"JERK--JERKS OFF INTO WOMAN'S HAIR ON AIRPLANE"

@ 10:33 AM (6 months, 28 days ago)

BY: DR. FOREST LEWIS

 

This is one of those stories that I had to wrestle with concerning word usage!

I had this internal battle going on. Should I use the word, "Jerkoff, Opposed To Masturbation?" I concluded, "That's What This Idiot Did On An American Airlines Flight." Anyway, the twenty-one year old woman, whose name is being withheld, is suing American Airlines because she is saying the company, "Knew of the risks associated with failing to police the passengers to ensure that passengers do not hurt one another." The woman is asking for nearly a quarter million dollars in her lawsuit!

Here is why. The woman said she was on a flight to Los Angles from Dallas/Forth Worth Airport, and while she slept, another passenger, "Masturbated Over How She Looked." The woman said some of the man's semen got entangled in her hair. She said she made the disgusting discovery when she awoke, and the plane was about to land. According to the Harris County, Texas woman, a man who had been seated in another section of the airplane at take off, had move directly behind her in order to perform the filthy deed!

Her lawsuit charges that the woman was embarrassed. To relieve some of what she was feeling, the lawsuit says the nervous woman:

"Began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair"

The unidentified woman said no airplane employees came to her aid. However, the lawsuit says a fellow passenger did, and verfified the semen in her hair.

The "Thrill Seeker" was arrested once the plane landed.

Just another case of how low this country has sunk!

Comment(s) »

  1. demoncrat politicians answer, Sometimes when "I FLY" I often cannot control myself and seek relief.
    Republican answer, "STOP YOU PERVERT,GET OFF THAT WOMAN OR I'LL MESS YOU UP BAD" ! A FIGHT ENSUES AND THE PERVERT IS RESTRAINED BY "THE" REPUBLICAN AND OTHER "STAND TALL" PASSENGERS WHO WERE AWAKENED BY THE COMMOTION AND ASSIST TO RENDER AID TO THE WOMAN ! HOLDING THE PERV FOR THE COPS WHEN LANDED !

    Comment by jim— 2008/03/17 @ 12:02 PM — (Reply)

  2. "THE BRUISES" ???? HE RESISTED .

    Comment by jim— 2008/03/17 @ 12:04 PM — (Reply)

  3. Of course democrats will say the jerk is "Mentally Ill." A cure for his illness, a swift kick in the ass; and some time in jail. You can't make this stuff up!

    Comment by Dr. Forest Lewis— 2008/03/17 @ 01:43 PM — (Reply)

  4. I'll bet a Vietnam Vet or Iraqi Vet wouldnt allow that shit to continue once pervert bagan to attack !

    Comment by jim— 2008/03/17 @ 03:02 PM — (Reply)

  5. He would have gotten his ass beaten down! Trust me.

    Comment by Dr. Forest Lewis— 2008/03/17 @ 05:09 PM — (Reply)

  6. Sounds like the plot for Snakes on a Plane 2.

    Comment by Dugg— 2008/03/17 @ 06:05 PM — (Reply)

  7. And then you would have been acussed of vigilante justice. by the main stream media who needs the sensationalism to sell papers and then when readers finished the article they would have made you a hero only to confuse the readers and have them scratching thier heads asking is he or is he not a hero ? That is the question. Undoubtedly you wouldnt know yourself because thats how much sense the media makes. If you cant dazzle with the brillance then baffle the readers with bullshit .A proven tactic of socialism ! in its original form it was known as disinformation.

    Comment by jim— 2008/03/17 @ 06:12 PM — (Reply)

  8. "snakes on a plane"...too damn funny.....Now as for the lawsuit..*islamic version*...american airlines should sue her for "inciting" deviant sexual behavior...Texas version...slap the woman for suing over bullshit, and make her sue the pervert, :mrgreen:then take "spanky" back behind the barn and stomp a mudhole in his as*, then walk it dry. then tellem he got off easy....lol...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2008/03/17 @ 11:53 PM — (Reply)

  9. Coming in a theater neAR YOU..."snakes on a plane II" The phallic conspiracy..starring Cameren Diaz as Harriet Tangles spanky spoogimoto, and Plentio poopoo, as the constipated sidekick...lol...sorry doc...it couldn't pass it up we were laughing too hard at making fun of the whole situation:mrgreen:...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2008/03/18 @ 01:06 AM — (Reply)

  10. :eek:That is quite disgusting. But the thing is why didn't anyone notice the guy was jerking off? I mean the plane must have had some other passengers onboard that could have asked for help if they saw something as disgusting as that happen.

    Comment by Hair Loss Man— 2008/09/17 @ 09:07 AM — (Reply)

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