The Truth

BY: DR. FOREST LEWIS

Eliot Spitzer has an addiction!

We all have something that we are passionate about. I am addicted to hunting and fishing. I am especially partial to smallmouth bass. If you have never tasted smallmouth bass, let me tell you, you are missing out on a treat. If cooked properly, the meat tastes like the most expensive candy. It falls right off of the fish. I am also addicted to guns. I guess the socialists on the left would say that I'm a "Gun Nut." Not exactly, I am a collector. See, there is a difference. I appreciate the craftsmanship that went into making an original "1911." That's a "Colt .45 Semi-Automatic," to the uninitiated. The way that I see it, I'm no different than the man or woman who appreciates a fine painting by Monet, or Van Gogh! We may travel in different circles, but we arrive at the same conclusion regarding our love of "Art."

These are "Healthy Addictions." Spitzer's addiction is pathological. He will have to decide if he has a mental illness. Chances are, because of his arrogance, this man is nowhere near to admitting that he is mentally ill. Oh well, that's his problem. I am concerned about all of the attention that is being heaped on twenty-two year old Ashley Alexander-Dupree. This woman is being treated like a "Conquering Hero." Smut peddlers from Penthouse and Hustler magazines are waiting with bated breath to sit down and talk to Dupree. Chief smut peddler, Larry Flynt told reporters:

"We have been looking at that very closely. She's young. She's pretty. She's a model. We would love to do business with her, and we will approach her"

Penthouse Magazine Group President, Diane Silberstein said she would, "love to have Dupree in the magazine and would consider offering her a cover shot."

The Associated-Press is also fawning over this "Prostitute." The A-P called her, "The Beautiful New Jersey Born Dupree." Just one damn minute. Everybody take a "Long Deep Breath." Why is this woman being hailed as the "Greatest Thing Since Slice Bread?" People, "She Is A Prostitute, A Hooker, A Lady Of The Evening, A Matress Back, A Ho."

This young woman may think that she has arrived, but I've got news for her. By the way, where are the "Nags At?" Why aren't they on television telling young women, this is nothing to be proud of? Well, we know what a bunch of hypocrites the Gloria Steinem's, and Jane Fonda's are, don't we? Folks, this young woman is no hero. She is to be pitied. She is young now, but "Time Has A Way Of Dealing With Her Naivety!"

For those of you drooling at the mouth when you see pictures of this woman, consider this. She was like an "All Night 711." If you had the right cash, "She Was Open." Think of all of the men, who "Mounted" this woman, "With No Protection, And Later Went Home To Their Unsuspecting Wives." According to reports, Spitzer was one of those men who, "Played With Fire, Without The Use Of A Condom." He then went home to "His Loving Wife." Think of the number of STD's that he could have given to Silda Spitzer? It is obvious that he didn't care, and neither did this "Bimbo That Everyone Is Falling Over." No Sir, "She Is No Hero." Instead of being applauded, she needs to get an ear full of denunciations. But, that's not going to happen. Most men are probably panting and having nasty thoughts about "Ms. 711." Good women are probably still shell shocked from this entire episode!

Ms. Dupree will more than likely go onto become a millionaire. Why? It is the sorry state that our country is in, that is why! Right is wrong, and wrong is right. Makes sense doesn't it? Only if you are a wacky/sicko liberal like Larry Flynt. He will use Dupree, but she will use him in the process. It is sad that someone who is only twenty-two is so jaded and hard. Maybe, one day this young woman will want to get married. Tell me, who in their right mind would dare trade wedding vows with "Ms. Damaged Goods?"

A man would have to be a damn fool to marry little "Ms. 711." And God help him if he does, and the couple has children. He will always question, "Is that Child Mine's Or Perhaps A John." I once heard someone say, "You Can't Turn A Ho Into A Housewife." I thought about that for a couple of minutes, and I concluded, "Hey That's Right."

For a woman to give up her most precious gift, to "Dirty Old Men Like Eliot Spitzer," this shows me that that person has a lot of issues that can only be worked out in psychotherapy. It is obvious that Ms. Dupree loves to "Control Men." Why? Chances are she is angry at Dad! She doesn't know it, but, "Ashley Alexander-Dupree Is A Mess."

I hope this child gets her head screwed, opps, wrong word. Let me try again. I hope this young woman learns how to love herself, because at this juncture, she may have issues with men, but don't look now Ashley, "Your Biggest Enemy Is You!"

You are a "Train Wreck Unfolding Before The Eyes Of The Entire Modern World!"